schizothief look this is you
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
i am a real winner, aren’t i?
don’t taunt me
yeah you still owe me for my bike, mister
lawful good creatures are nice
pretty sure he’s a pokemon.
you should google “pommy” and “bomberman 64 2” for hilarious effect.
isn’t that just like a ditto with a robot body
isn’t that just krang?
that’s like a pokemon
well i should hope so because otherwise i would consider these to be a threat
that’s digimon ben, this is pokemon
this joke is like the titanic
arguably a pokemon