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paperseverywhere:

wecansexy:

mMMHMM

I’M EXCITED

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

schizothief look this is you

buffdaddyjohn:

ybee:

ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist

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#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T

 pianodactyl: bidoof

i am a real winner, aren’t i?

 pianodactyl: megaskitty

don’t taunt me

 pianodactyl: misty

yeah you still owe me for my bike, mister

 pianodactyl: flumph

lawful good creatures are nice

 pianodactyl: kirby

pretty sure he’s a pokemon.

you should google “pommy” and “bomberman 64 2” for hilarious effect.  

 pianodactyl: soterios

isn’t that just like a ditto with a robot body

isn’t that just krang?

 pianodactyl: Donkey

 pianodactyl: whirlibird

that’s like a pokemon

 pianodactyl: sylveon

well i should hope so because otherwise i would consider these to be a threat

 pianodactyl: agumon

that’s digimon ben, this is pokemon

 pianodactyl: celine dion

this joke is like the titanic

IT SANK

 pianodactyl: scrappy doo

arguably a pokemon